hello birmingham..if you’re about this saturday + fancy coming to a delightful little shindig inspired by the jubilee/pride then hit me up for details. 

Dress queen style, alcohol in teacups, cupcakes, glitter, a fort, pinata + a whole lotta fun guysssss. 

Message me tumblr lovelies :) 

Today I’ve been in Leeds with ma lush bbe Natalie. we worked made a bit of dollar, finished at 7, got free drinks + went to the park for basketball + smoke a bit of weed #yhhhh 

Got a massive greasy breakfast, fell asleep in the sun. loving ma bright red thigh. accidently smacked a jack Russell when it jumped on us sleeping. whoops lol. 

We’ve just not slept + been having some cider in the sun, been lush. Loving the sun, its like being abroad. loves it. 

ohhh I feel worse + some weird shit is going on with my head + got a weird pain in my ear, stomach + leg now. whyyyyyyyyy??????????

oooWWWWOoWoWOW. 

I’m scared of hospitals so I think I’m gunna hold tight till I literally cannot move/am about to die. 

I fainted today in public which was really fun + not embarrassing in the slightest. 

I’ve gone mildly insane so I’m gunna blame the bump on the head. Ergh feel minging.

IYA BAB XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX