i also make cocktails. i also like that.
"as things fell apart, nobody paid much attention"
Turning up to work late because I was eating chinese takeaway + watching Lindsay Lohan struggle to find an apartment.
Worse thing is no one rang me cos they assumed something dumb had happened + knew I’d turn up.
oh and having to deal with a drunk girl locked in a toilet, passed out on the floor who pissed herself + had her knickers round her ankles.
hate serving people you don’t like at work, cos you’re in the i have to do what you want position because this is what i’m paid to do ah jeez.